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What's Yer Cheese ? 20:21 - Aug 5 with 859 viewscolinallcars

The perennial question for new posters, ex-lurkers.
There's a new Neal's Yard opened next to Barons Court station.
I bought a small piece of hard goat's cheese….£19.50 !…but bloody brilliant.
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What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:06 - Aug 5 with 776 viewsR_from_afar

I do love goats' cheese, but at that price, I'd expect a complimentary jar of chutney or fig jam!

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What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:12 - Aug 5 with 770 viewscolinallcars

What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:06 - Aug 5 by R_from_afar

I do love goats' cheese, but at that price, I'd expect a complimentary jar of chutney or fig jam!


I had a posh girlfriend once that worked in Harrods ( she used to call it “the rods ).
They had a Chutney Room. Plenty of choice there I'd say.
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What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:32 - Aug 5 with 742 viewsDorse

What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:12 - Aug 5 by colinallcars

I had a posh girlfriend once that worked in Harrods ( she used to call it “the rods ).
They had a Chutney Room. Plenty of choice there I'd say.


The chutney room sounds like a euphemism for something extremely unpleasant.

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What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:38 - Aug 5 with 732 viewsbosh67

Many years ago I worked for Disney. My producer at the time bought me a 'hat of stilton' for Christmas. My wife got pretty weary of me wearing it around the house, especially during the following summer... She's now my ex wife.

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What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:39 - Aug 5 with 728 viewscolinallcars

What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:32 - Aug 5 by Dorse

The chutney room sounds like a euphemism for something extremely unpleasant.


I knew a lass from Putney
Who was very fond of chutney…

Finish off please.
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What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:52 - Aug 5 with 690 viewscolinallcars

She fell arse over tit,
Bit didn't mind a bit,
Although she has a cut knee.
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What's Yer Cheese ? on 22:16 - Aug 5 with 663 viewsqpr_1968

What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:39 - Aug 5 by colinallcars

I knew a lass from Putney
Who was very fond of chutney…

Finish off please.


i knew a lass from putney
who was very fond of chutney
when watching wackey races
she worshiped all their faces
and ended up marrying mutley.

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What's Yer Cheese ? on 01:24 - Aug 6 with 547 viewsBoston

There was a young lass from south Putney
Who'd developed a taste for mint chutney
One day on the bus I was having a touch
She threw up on my shirt, it was crunchy.

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What's Yer Cheese ? on 06:15 - Aug 6 with 421 viewsnumptydumpty

What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:39 - Aug 5 by colinallcars

I knew a lass from Putney
Who was very fond of chutney…

Finish off please.


I once knew a lass from Putney
Who was very fond of her chutney
She pickled her hair
With hardly a care
And now she has just got a cut knee
[Post edited 6 Aug 6:17]

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What's Yer Cheese ? on 07:04 - Aug 6 with 384 viewsessextaxiboy

What's Yer Cheese ? on 21:32 - Aug 5 by Dorse

The chutney room sounds like a euphemism for something extremely unpleasant.


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What's Yer Cheese ? on 07:59 - Aug 6 with 336 viewsHarma

That sounds like a great find! I’ve always found goat’s cheese can be expensive, but when it’s really good, it’s worth it. Neal’s Yard usually has solid quality stuff. I like to have a bit with some crusty bread and a glass of wine, makes for a nice little treat.
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What's Yer Cheese ? on 08:01 - Aug 6 with 334 viewsLancashirehoop

Very hard to rhyme with chutney but.............

She ate it with ham,
fish fingers or spam
But never with an orange

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What's Yer Cheese ? on 08:33 - Aug 6 with 299 viewsbullshootr

I knew a lass from Putney
Who was very fond of chutney
Plum was just fine
Fig simply divine
But mango was perfectly lovely
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What's Yer Cheese ? on 08:55 - Aug 6 with 279 viewsRamseyR

Not a new poster but Tesco does a great White Stilton with Mango & Cheese
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What's Yer Cheese ? on 09:00 - Aug 6 with 273 viewsSW_Ranger

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What's Yer Cheese ? on 09:03 - Aug 6 with 271 viewsA40Bosh

I knew a lass from Putney
Who was very fond of chutney
A kilo of cheese
She’d polish off with ease
But I thought that was gluttony

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What's Yer Cheese ? on 09:05 - Aug 6 with 269 viewsA40Bosh

What's Yer Cheese ? on 08:55 - Aug 6 by RamseyR

Not a new poster but Tesco does a great White Stilton with Mango & Cheese


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