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On account of his pace and impishness, I've always thought Paul Smyth's chant should be based on Echo and the Bunnymen's seminal 1984 smash "The Killing Moon".
"Smyth... upper against the wi'hi'ind, he backs himself to win'iii'in"
Or perhaps not?
On Kone, perhaps a Supergrass "Richard III" number?
"Everything's good when Kone hits the net" ad finitum
Too tenuous?
Scrub that, got mixed up with another song, so doesn't follow
Christian Told Gaffer About a Thing He Saw It was a Target Man Who Is The Best of All Richard Konneee, Richard Kone Richard Kone, Richard Kone, Richard Kone
Mony mony replace the following refrain with Koney Koney
Well, you make me feel (Mony, Mony) So (Mony, Mony) Good (Mony, Mony) Yeah! (Mony, Mony) So good! (Mony, Mony) So right (Mony, Mony) Come on! (Mony, Mony)
When you reach the place beyond thoughts, the only thing you'll find is love and the only purpose of life becomes to ease the suffering of others.
Was singing this to the tune of Billy Ocean's timeless classic, Love Really Hurts Without You last Saturday, trying to get it going.
Kwaaaaaame, The Rs are going up with Poku, The Rs are going up with Pokuuuuuu, And he's scoring again, there's nothing you can do, Kwaaaaame... (repeat)
Mony mony replace the following refrain with Koney Koney
Well, you make me feel (Mony, Mony) So (Mony, Mony) Good (Mony, Mony) Yeah! (Mony, Mony) So good! (Mony, Mony) So right (Mony, Mony) Come on! (Mony, Mony)
This really ought to be the winner, but I bet it isn't
All the goals that he will score are blinding. And all the runs he goes on are winding I said Koneee You're gonna be the one to save us And after all You're just wonderfullll
I said Konneeee
Repeat to fade
'Wonderwall' Gallagher, N.
'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
For all the older members on the board, if he is that good, we only need one word 'Richard" to the wonderful lament of Rodneee---- Rodneee---- Rodneee---- remember those days you old guys, what a time to be a Rangers fan.
Koney Koney Koney oh oh oh ohhhh He can't stop scoring goals oh oh oh ohhhh He scores all day and night oh oh oh ohhhh And Chelsea are fkin shite oh oh oh ohhhh