| Death Clock on 15:23 - Sep 19 with 1046 views | kensalriser |
Apparently if I stop drinking, exercise a bit more and believe we'll win tomorrow I'll live until I'm 119.
Or if I continue with moderate drinking, reasonable exercise and a sceptical view towards QPR's progress, 84.
I'm calling BS. |  |
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| Death Clock on 15:24 - Sep 19 with 1047 views | derbyhoop |
First attempt gave me 3 years.
Adding fitness and diet pushed it out to 84.
As my father and grandfather made it to 88 and mother just short of 93, I was hoping for longer.
Still the target is to pop off in the bed of a female friend of my great grandchild. |  |
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| Death Clock on 16:23 - Sep 19 with 971 views | Rsole |
If you add in supporting QPR as a variable, can you get the output in seasons ? |  |
| Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?
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| Death Clock on 16:26 - Sep 19 with 967 views | Rsole |
| Death Clock on 14:29 - Sep 19 by DWQPR |
Bastárd!!!! I’m turning my toes at 95 years 10 months and 15 days. 10th March 2062. Better start arranging the funeral now I suppose! Anyone want the remaining games on my season ticket for the 61/62 season? Leg room is still cramped! |
Try the wife’s (on weekdays at least) and you can add another ten years to the model….
Edit - should have been a reply to the post about still wearing my own clothes…..‘senior moment’ for sure. [Post edited 19 Sep 16:49]
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| Death Clock on 17:16 - Sep 19 with 894 views | stowmarketrange |
| Death Clock on 15:10 - Sep 19 by Boston |
Saturday, September 26th 2065.
Bit annoying that, what if it's the morning and I have a match ticket. |
Don’t worry as it will be a 12.30 ko live on sky,so if you can hold on until 2.30ish,you’ll be ok. |  | | |
| Death Clock on 17:16 - Sep 19 with 894 views | bosh67 |
| Death Clock on 14:06 - Sep 19 by strikerace |
It says I am already dead |
On the bright side that's going to save you an absolute shed load in taxes and bills. |  |
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| Death Clock on 17:16 - Sep 19 with 892 views | stowmarketrange |
| Death Clock on 16:23 - Sep 19 by Rsole |
If you add in supporting QPR as a variable, can you get the output in seasons ? |
Weeks I think. | | | |
| Death Clock on 17:35 - Sep 19 with 860 views | Northernr |
This thread is, once again, not instilling a lot of faith in the LFW business model moving forwards. |  | | |
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| Death Clock on 17:44 - Sep 19 with 823 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Death Clock on 17:35 - Sep 19 by Northernr |
This thread is, once again, not instilling a lot of faith in the LFW business model moving forwards. |
No.
You can't bring this to the Loans section in the bank. |  |
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| Death Clock on 17:58 - Sep 19 with 788 views | lightwaterhoop |
| Death Clock on 17:35 - Sep 19 by Northernr |
This thread is, once again, not instilling a lot of faith in the LFW business model moving forwards. |
If you have a ten year business plan you can count me out. |  | | |
| Death Clock on 19:31 - Sep 19 with 705 views | Sonic_Hoop |
Less than 2 years. Can't say I'm surprised. To be honest I half expected it to say yesterday. |  | | |
| Death Clock on 19:46 - Sep 19 with 673 views | Sonic_Hoop |
| Death Clock on 12:38 - Sep 19 by Dorse |
According to this, I'll be dead by the time I'm 56.
Probably shouldn't have said I was a suicidal, non-exercising alcoholic who weighs 240 kilos and lives in Uganda. [Post edited 19 Sep 12:40]
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You told me you were and needed my credit card details to pay for an operation. Are you saying you're not a Ugandan Princess either? | | | |
| Death Clock on 20:09 - Sep 19 with 636 views | BlackCrowe |
| Death Clock on 20:05 - Sep 19 by scot1963 |
Think you were replying to my post  and as I'm female that option isn't open to me. Interestingly though I tried my same details with only changing it to male and it took 5 years off so you've got something there. |
No way am i clicking on that line...far too superstitious for that. Which gives me an idea for a thread...sorry clive. |  |
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| Death Clock on 20:13 - Sep 19 with 630 views | Rsole |
| Death Clock on 20:05 - Sep 19 by scot1963 |
Think you were replying to my post and as I'm female that option isn't open to me. Interestingly though I tried my same details with only changing it to male and it took 5 years off so you've got something there. |
An Ozzie and Sharon, New York hotel room lock-in role reversal :-) | |
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| Death Clock on 20:56 - Sep 19 with 557 views | aston_hoop |
28 more years which kills me off just before I can retire. And let me tell you, I can't wait to retire already. |  |
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| Death Clock on 23:37 - Sep 19 with 435 views | numptydumpty |
| Death Clock on 20:56 - Sep 19 by aston_hoop |
28 more years which kills me off just before I can retire. And let me tell you, I can't wait to retire already. |
Bloomin 'eck
23rd March 2087
So I will be 119 years 6 months. Honestly that's what it said.....
So surely I break the oldest man alive in the world.
So at 58 now - am not even halfway -61 years still to go.
Crikey my meagre pension has got to last 51 years. I had planned for 20 years max.
Surely this means I won't be following QPR for another 61 years - sod that for a future...... |  |
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| Death Clock on 23:50 - Sep 19 with 425 views | rbee |
| Death Clock on 17:16 - Sep 19 by stowmarketrange |
Don’t worry as it will be a 12.30 ko live on sky,so if you can hold on until 2.30ish,you’ll be ok. |
By then Sky games will be kicking off at 9am. |  | | |
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