| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 15:33 - Oct 8 with 1734 views | colinallcars |
Saw 'im in 'Spoons earlier…. |  | |  |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 16:16 - Oct 8 with 1633 views | 222gers |
Yes, I saw him too. Complaining about a pint of Ruddles going up from £1.99 to £2.09.
Making rather a spectacle of himself, eh what ? |  | | |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 16:25 - Oct 8 with 1612 views | robith |
Yet he can't afford a holiday in America |  | | |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 16:42 - Oct 8 with 1560 views | Hooping_Mad |
Gets up at the crack of dawn to better himself every day.
Like him or loathe him he is an example to us all. |  |
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| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 16:51 - Oct 8 with 1543 views | stowmarketrange |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 16:42 - Oct 8 by Hooping_Mad |
Gets up at the crack of dawn to better himself every day.
Like him or loathe him he is an example to us all. |
I didn’t know his wife was called Dawn? |  | | |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 16:58 - Oct 8 with 1524 views | Hooping_Mad |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 16:51 - Oct 8 by stowmarketrange |
I didn’t know his wife was called Dawn? |
My wife's a Dawn as well, Lets hope he knows what he's doing.
Brave man. | |
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| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 17:11 - Oct 8 with 1481 views | kernowhoop |
He has not been happy since that statue of him, in Madeira, was unveiled. | | | |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 17:19 - Oct 8 with 1436 views | 222gers |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 17:11 - Oct 8 by kernowhoop |
He has not been happy since that statue of him, in Madeira, was unveiled. |
Well, you can't have your cake and eat it. | | | |
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| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 17:35 - Oct 8 with 1359 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
“He’s six foot, fit as a flea, and good looking… there’s got to be something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster. That’d make the rest of us feel better! Although, my missus has a pet hamster… and his c**k’s massive!”
Ian Holloway |  | | |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 18:01 - Oct 8 with 1306 views | Boston |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 17:19 - Oct 8 by 222gers |
Well, you can't have your cake and eat it. |
Oh, and there's me thinking it was a Ronaldo in a bottle type of thing. | |
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| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 19:25 - Oct 8 with 1156 views | Toast_R |
Will likely be playing at the World Cup next year. That will be his 6th World Cup finals tournament, and 12th major international tournament. The fact he's been fit for all of them, is astonishing. |  | | |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 19:52 - Oct 8 with 1110 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 19:25 - Oct 8 by Toast_R |
Will likely be playing at the World Cup next year. That will be his 6th World Cup finals tournament, and 12th major international tournament. The fact he's been fit for all of them, is astonishing. |
I mean, he might be a rapey narcissist, but that is seriously impressive. | | | |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 20:35 - Oct 8 with 1018 views | Stanisgod |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 19:52 - Oct 8 by BazzaInTheLoft |
I mean, he might be a rapey narcissist, but that is seriously impressive. |
Jealousy will get you nowhere  |  |
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| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 20:57 - Oct 8 with 966 views | simmo |
Original Ronaldo > Fat Ronaldo please. O Fenômeno deserves better. |  |
| ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead |
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| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 21:07 - Oct 8 with 945 views | LazyFan |
The GOAT, and also with Messi around, he has proved he's the GOAT.
Should end his career by buying QPR and playing out the last season, taking them into the Prem.
Nice London club, owner of a Premier League team, straight into watching the games from the Airport, get a new stadium, and that's instant money forever and a massive legacy.
Simples. |  |
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| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 21:20 - Oct 8 with 923 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 20:35 - Oct 8 by Stanisgod |
Jealousy will get you nowhere |
I did say might be! | | | |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 08:51 - Oct 9 with 631 views | TheChef |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 16:58 - Oct 8 by Hooping_Mad |
My wife's a Dawn as well, Lets hope he knows what he's doing.
Brave man. |
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| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 09:03 - Oct 9 with 590 views | Bluce_Ree |
Ronaldo is infinitely dislikeable. A preening prick with a goal celebration that is just him modelling for a future statue that he thinks he deserves.
But of course he's an arrogant count. He's the best to have ever done it. I don't really watch any football these days that isn't QPR but I used to and I remember seeing him just single-handedly murder teams for fun.
Watching him demolish Inter Milan all night or a cup game against Everton where he was just dicking their dads the whole match. Unbelievable. I lost touch with his career after he left the Prem.
But he's not a real person. He's CR7 (yuck!). A fking brand. A hybrid of talent and marketing. But I'm glad I was around to see him at his peak nonetheless.
That said, I'm glad we got the cooler Temu version in Taarabt. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 16:39 - Oct 9 with 376 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Ronaldo (Not the fat one. Although.....) on 09:03 - Oct 9 by Bluce_Ree |
Ronaldo is infinitely dislikeable. A preening prick with a goal celebration that is just him modelling for a future statue that he thinks he deserves.
But of course he's an arrogant count. He's the best to have ever done it. I don't really watch any football these days that isn't QPR but I used to and I remember seeing him just single-handedly murder teams for fun.
Watching him demolish Inter Milan all night or a cup game against Everton where he was just dicking their dads the whole match. Unbelievable. I lost touch with his career after he left the Prem.
But he's not a real person. He's CR7 (yuck!). A fking brand. A hybrid of talent and marketing. But I'm glad I was around to see him at his peak nonetheless.
That said, I'm glad we got the cooler Temu version in Taarabt. |
Speaking of Ronaldo's preening, Mrs PH and I were on holiday in Porto earlier this year, and were sat in a bar when I noticed that she appeared somewhat distracted.
The object of her distraction was a perpetually playing video outside a shop selling Portugal football paraphernalia, of a tanned, body hairless, and but for a pair of budgie smugglers, naked Ronaldo, plying keepy-uppy.
Narcissist doesn't even come close to describing him! |  |
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