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John Terry's gaff 17:59 - Jun 12 with 4924 viewsE17hoop

It's up for sale for almost £17m and is as tasteless as you would expect it to be.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157899305

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John Terry's gaff on 18:00 - Jun 12 with 3241 viewsBrianMcCarthy

I presume it has its own parking space?

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John Terry's gaff on 18:00 - Jun 12 with 3233 viewsaston_hoop

Whole place needs an exorcism

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John Terry's gaff on 18:17 - Jun 12 with 3133 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Looks like Bashir Al Assad‘s place.
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John Terry's gaff on 18:42 - Jun 12 with 3016 viewsdmm

That's a drug and alcohol rehab for the mega rich.
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John Terry's gaff on 18:51 - Jun 12 with 2985 viewskensalriser

It would be very bad behaviour if someone were to view the property and secrete a number of prawns in hard to find locations.

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John Terry's gaff on 18:53 - Jun 12 with 2970 viewsLazyFan

John Terry's gaff on 18:51 - Jun 12 by kensalriser

It would be very bad behaviour if someone were to view the property and secrete a number of prawns in hard to find locations.


Or implant a protected species that can never be removed.

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John Terry's gaff on 18:53 - Jun 12 with 2972 viewsflynnbo

John Terry's gaff on 18:51 - Jun 12 by kensalriser

It would be very bad behaviour if someone were to view the property and secrete a number of prawns in hard to find locations.


Anton should go in disguise.
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John Terry's gaff on 18:54 - Jun 12 with 2971 viewsdmm

John Terry's gaff on 18:53 - Jun 12 by flynnbo

Anton should go in disguise.


His brother Rio lived just around the corner. Might still be there...
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John Terry's gaff on 19:07 - Jun 12 with 2918 viewsstowmarketrange

I guess he needs a few bedrooms so his teammate’s wives don’t have to share.
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John Terry's gaff on 19:16 - Jun 12 with 2868 viewsGroveR

Comes with permanent on-site security staff you can get Jody Morris and Des Byrne over to help you bottle if you're feeling bored.
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John Terry's gaff on 20:21 - Jun 12 with 2676 viewsBeckenhamhoop

Utterly soulless. I felt depressed looking at it, never mind living there.
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John Terry's gaff on 20:45 - Jun 12 with 2586 viewscolinallcars

John Terry's gaffe would have been more appropriate.
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John Terry's gaff on 21:02 - Jun 12 with 2537 viewsWesty75

Separate outbuilding for Ashley Cole?
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John Terry's gaff on 21:51 - Jun 12 with 2410 viewsBlackCrowe

John Terry's gaff on 21:02 - Jun 12 by Westy75

Separate outbuilding for Ashley Cole?


I grew up there (Oxshott) in the 60/70/80s. I took the dog for a walk around the two paper-rounds i used to do back then, a couple of years ago. Every house on my rounds (including Terry's plot which was about 5 good sized houses back then), every piece of land replaced by stuff like this. concrete lions out front, aggessive 'keep them out' iron security gates...it was soulless and sad. Even the brilliant local pub back then (The Vic) which was very well run as a proper village pub, with all walks of life mixing easily, by an east-end gangster-sort-come-good is now a Raymond Blanc travesty. The Cobham training ground has a lot to answer for. It's an additional reason (none needed) why hate the scum.

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John Terry's gaff on 22:04 - Jun 12 with 2354 viewsHAYESBOY

That makes me feel sick.

Smells like a trout farm in here

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John Terry's gaff on 22:27 - Jun 12 with 2266 viewsSimonJames

John Terry's gaff on 18:51 - Jun 12 by kensalriser

It would be very bad behaviour if someone were to view the property and secrete a number of prawns in hard to find locations.


From experience, a whiting is even better.

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John Terry's gaff on 22:54 - Jun 12 with 2203 viewssilverbirch

Not exactly homely, is it?

And only four seats at the indoor pitch and two of them have a restricted view.
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John Terry's gaff on 00:02 - Jun 13 with 2103 viewsflynnbo

John Terry's gaff on 21:51 - Jun 12 by BlackCrowe

I grew up there (Oxshott) in the 60/70/80s. I took the dog for a walk around the two paper-rounds i used to do back then, a couple of years ago. Every house on my rounds (including Terry's plot which was about 5 good sized houses back then), every piece of land replaced by stuff like this. concrete lions out front, aggessive 'keep them out' iron security gates...it was soulless and sad. Even the brilliant local pub back then (The Vic) which was very well run as a proper village pub, with all walks of life mixing easily, by an east-end gangster-sort-come-good is now a Raymond Blanc travesty. The Cobham training ground has a lot to answer for. It's an additional reason (none needed) why hate the scum.


Tell me about it! The Cobham training ground was my cricket club (Charing Cross/Westminster Medical School) since 1978!
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John Terry's gaff on 00:51 - Jun 13 with 2040 viewsBoston

John Terry's gaff on 22:27 - Jun 12 by SimonJames

From experience, a whiting is even better.


Didn't something like that get him into trouble before?

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John Terry's gaff on 01:20 - Jun 13 with 1986 viewsLazyFan

Why is he selling?
Possible divorce?
Dad of the year not worked out after all?

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John Terry's gaff on 01:31 - Jun 13 with 1980 viewsSydneyRs

Only offers made while wearing full kit including shin pads will be considered.

Certainly proof that money doesn't buy taste. Horrific decor.
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John Terry's gaff on 03:02 - Jun 13 with 1917 viewsCLAREMAN1995

I will try the opposite approach that is simply an incredible house on a beautiful piece of property regardless of who ownes it.
Yes its cavernous and not exactly homely in that used farmhouse way but I am blown away with the interior and what about that lower lever movie room,bar ,soccer field etc.
If anybody else but John Terry owned it would every poster on this page so far hate it or just bemoan the gap between the rich and the rest of us regular folk .
The gap is widening not getting narrow btw
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John Terry's gaff on 04:54 - Jun 13 with 1877 viewsSydneyRs

John Terry's gaff on 03:02 - Jun 13 by CLAREMAN1995

I will try the opposite approach that is simply an incredible house on a beautiful piece of property regardless of who ownes it.
Yes its cavernous and not exactly homely in that used farmhouse way but I am blown away with the interior and what about that lower lever movie room,bar ,soccer field etc.
If anybody else but John Terry owned it would every poster on this page so far hate it or just bemoan the gap between the rich and the rest of us regular folk .
The gap is widening not getting narrow btw


I'd have the same opinion regardless, hate the decor, colour scheme etc despite it obviously being a very high quality and massive property. That said I've seen similar style adopted in "premium" type house builds here so there's obviously a market for it.
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John Terry's gaff on 07:22 - Jun 13 with 1741 viewscolinallcars

Ah, but does it meet the Parker Morris standards ?
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John Terry's gaff on 07:45 - Jun 13 with 1687 viewsDaBurgh

Lacking soul and class, just like the owner.

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