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Injuries...... 12:47 - Aug 7 with 21893 viewsMarkofthegrove

Two days out from the season and a few question marks in the squad and the club refuse to give the spiv fans an update. So what do we know?

Jimmy - Looks like a hip injury?
Steve Cook - Hammy.
Michi Frey – from all accounts, he looks like he is out for a while.
JCS - Broken Heartstring.

Anyone else?
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Injuries...... on 12:51 - Aug 7 with 5067 viewsNorthernr

Smyth.
Varane?
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Injuries...... on 12:52 - Aug 7 with 5031 viewsMarkofthegrove

Injuries...... on 12:51 - Aug 7 by Northernr

Smyth.
Varane?


Ahhhh, more bad luck (Ben Williams voice)
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Injuries...... on 13:23 - Aug 7 with 4909 viewsjohnhoop

Injuries...... on 12:52 - Aug 7 by Markofthegrove

Ahhhh, more bad luck (Ben Williams voice)


If this is what happens with Ben Williams around maybe we ought to club together to send him back to Dubai.
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Injuries...... on 13:30 - Aug 7 with 4883 viewsDannyPaddox

Paul Nardi - sprained ennui
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Injuries...... on 13:37 - Aug 7 with 4825 viewsEastR

Paul Smyth - overly chipper

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Injuries...... on 13:55 - Aug 7 with 4744 viewscolinallcars

Injuries...... on 13:30 - Aug 7 by DannyPaddox

Paul Nardi - sprained ennui


Ennui Old Iron ?
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Injuries...... on 14:03 - Aug 7 with 4716 viewsJimmyR

How the f*ck can JCS be still injured - made of porcelain ?
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Injuries...... on 14:03 - Aug 7 with 4691 viewsnumptydumpty

Injuries...... on 13:55 - Aug 7 by colinallcars

Ennui Old Iron ?


If we have hardly any injuries this season, i think there is reasonable quality in the squad and reasonable availability in quantity also, especially with many younger players sitting in wait for a call up.

However ........


Usual suspects and some already.


Mr Williams please can you use your magic sponge.

The magic sponge did the trick in the 70s and 80s. Lets add it into the databases !!!

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Injuries...... on 14:17 - Aug 7 with 4621 viewsRBlock

Injuries...... on 12:52 - Aug 7 by Markofthegrove

Ahhhh, more bad luck (Ben Williams voice)


Bad luck? Not bad luck at all, the injury picture at the club is actually very positive. The overall injury levels are trending below the historical average and below the league average - the U13s haven't suffered a single soft tissue injury in pre-season. The ball retention team have been working synergistically with the medical department to ensure optimal performance this season. John De Souza has been methodically working on methods to refine the structures around Jude The Cat to ensure he continues to perform throughout the season and remains available.

If you say we're struggling with injuries, the data shows you're actually wrong. Synergy.
[Post edited 7 Aug 14:18]
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Injuries...... on 15:33 - Aug 7 with 4403 viewskensalriser

OP is obviously a PNE spy. Tell him nothing, men.

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Injuries...... on 15:37 - Aug 7 with 4391 viewsLanhoop

Injuries...... on 15:33 - Aug 7 by kensalriser

OP is obviously a PNE spy. Tell him nothing, men.


That’s easy. We know the square root of fick all anyway.
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Injuries...... on 15:48 - Aug 7 with 4346 viewsTheChef

Injuries...... on 14:17 - Aug 7 by RBlock

Bad luck? Not bad luck at all, the injury picture at the club is actually very positive. The overall injury levels are trending below the historical average and below the league average - the U13s haven't suffered a single soft tissue injury in pre-season. The ball retention team have been working synergistically with the medical department to ensure optimal performance this season. John De Souza has been methodically working on methods to refine the structures around Jude The Cat to ensure he continues to perform throughout the season and remains available.

If you say we're struggling with injuries, the data shows you're actually wrong. Synergy.
[Post edited 7 Aug 14:18]


Pfft c'mon mate no one wants that kind of mild optimism two days out from the start of the season.

And Jude the Cat I think has the best injury record of anyone.
[Post edited 7 Aug 15:54]

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Injuries...... on 15:57 - Aug 7 with 4303 viewsOldPedro

Injuries...... on 15:48 - Aug 7 by TheChef

Pfft c'mon mate no one wants that kind of mild optimism two days out from the start of the season.

And Jude the Cat I think has the best injury record of anyone.
[Post edited 7 Aug 15:54]


Can Jude play up front????

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Injuries...... on 16:37 - Aug 7 with 4159 viewsenfieldargh

Injuries...... on 15:57 - Aug 7 by OldPedro

Can Jude play up front????


Doubt I heard he’s a total pussy

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Injuries...... on 16:42 - Aug 7 with 4136 viewsDannyPaddox

Injuries...... on 15:48 - Aug 7 by TheChef

Pfft c'mon mate no one wants that kind of mild optimism two days out from the start of the season.

And Jude the Cat I think has the best injury record of anyone.
[Post edited 7 Aug 15:54]


Jude is currently suffering a bad reaction to some prescription worming tablets and not 100% for Saturday. I don’t usually play the ITK card but you can trust me on this one.
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Injuries...... on 16:58 - Aug 7 with 4073 viewshantssi

Injuries...... on 16:42 - Aug 7 by DannyPaddox

Jude is currently suffering a bad reaction to some prescription worming tablets and not 100% for Saturday. I don’t usually play the ITK card but you can trust me on this one.


He’s like the Cat off Red Dwarf, desperately trying to get his leg over!
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Injuries...... on 17:13 - Aug 7 with 4015 viewsAndybrat

Injuries...... on 15:57 - Aug 7 by OldPedro

Can Jude play up front????


Surely he’s a keeper. Best dancer in the team as well
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Injuries...... on 17:19 - Aug 7 with 3979 viewsMyke

Injuries...... on 14:03 - Aug 7 by numptydumpty

If we have hardly any injuries this season, i think there is reasonable quality in the squad and reasonable availability in quantity also, especially with many younger players sitting in wait for a call up.

However ........


Usual suspects and some already.


Mr Williams please can you use your magic sponge.

The magic sponge did the trick in the 70s and 80s. Lets add it into the databases !!!


I think the magic sponge deserves its own thread
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Injuries...... on 23:12 - Aug 7 with 3589 viewsFDC

Is Dunne injured, id missed this?
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Injuries...... on 06:40 - Aug 8 with 3337 viewsdmm

Injuries...... on 23:12 - Aug 7 by FDC

Is Dunne injured, id missed this?


He came off early v Brentford.
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Injuries...... on 07:48 - Aug 8 with 3145 viewsFDC

Injuries...... on 06:40 - Aug 8 by dmm

He came off early v Brentford.


Ah right, ta, missed that one. Cosmic 👍
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Injuries...... on 07:55 - Aug 8 with 3134 viewsBklynRanger

A few gaps but I think we should be fine with:

- Field covering CB / CDM. If he can't do the job of two people we need to get rid asap

- Larkeche in front of him as hybrid destroyer

- Chair as target man

- Possibly not our 'favourite players' at LB, RB, or a few other positions, but that is the way of the world kids, pull up a spreadsheet at any point between JFK and DXB and you'll see it too you mugs.
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Injuries...... on 09:19 - Aug 8 with 2992 viewsgazza1

Injuries...... on 07:55 - Aug 8 by BklynRanger

A few gaps but I think we should be fine with:

- Field covering CB / CDM. If he can't do the job of two people we need to get rid asap

- Larkeche in front of him as hybrid destroyer

- Chair as target man

- Possibly not our 'favourite players' at LB, RB, or a few other positions, but that is the way of the world kids, pull up a spreadsheet at any point between JFK and DXB and you'll see it too you mugs.


Dunne & Larkeche will be the full backs, Walsh No1, Morgan will start, Menbengue the other CB if Cook is unfit, Chair will be midfield with Field, Varane, Madsen, expect Smyth in there too, but if not Dembele or Puku or Vale. If fit he may throw in Burrell

WALSH
DUNNE - MORRISON - MENBENGUE - LARKECHE
SMYTH - FIELD - VARANE - MADSEN - VALE/DEMBELE/PUKO
BURRELL(??) or one of the midfielders.

I, actually, find it quite unbelievable that the side is not stable for the starting game of the season.......
[Post edited 8 Aug 9:55]
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Injuries...... on 09:54 - Aug 8 with 2891 viewsterryb

Injuries...... on 09:19 - Aug 8 by gazza1

Dunne & Larkeche will be the full backs, Walsh No1, Morgan will start, Menbengue the other CB if Cook is unfit, Chair will be midfield with Field, Varane, Madsen, expect Smyth in there too, but if not Dembele or Puku or Vale. If fit he may throw in Burrell

WALSH
DUNNE - MORRISON - MENBENGUE - LARKECHE
SMYTH - FIELD - VARANE - MADSEN - VALE/DEMBELE/PUKO
BURRELL(??) or one of the midfielders.

I, actually, find it quite unbelievable that the side is not stable for the starting game of the season.......
[Post edited 8 Aug 9:55]


I know that Morgan played centre half at Tottenham, but has he played in that position for us?
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Injuries...... on 09:55 - Aug 8 with 2870 viewsgazza1

Injuries...... on 09:54 - Aug 8 by terryb

I know that Morgan played centre half at Tottenham, but has he played in that position for us?


I meant Morrison, I will change, thanks.

Morgan has been very average indeed in PSF, along with a few, he will be benched.
[Post edited 8 Aug 9:57]
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