| In Advanced Talks With Edwards 22:19 - Aug 26 with 91691 views | Hoops1975 |
Really ???
All over the facebook forums anway |  | | |  |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 08:59 - Aug 29 with 4020 views | ArcticHoop |
If the rumours about him being unhappy at Southampton are true, then why would they want to keep unhappy player? They may not need the money and aren´t desperate to get rid of him, but maybe Ronnie can tell them i want to go. I don´t mean he has to act like Isak at Newcastle. If we really want him and he really wants to come, then i think we could make new offer. But fact is that they rejected our bid and we don´t know if he´s unhappy there that is just a rumour at X by someone | | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:03 - Aug 29 with 3982 views | Padulas_Shampoo |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 23:52 - Aug 28 by numptydumpty |
How come you are the only person on here that gets all this criticism of your nasty nature. And its from a whole range of people on here, who no reason to have any axe to grind with a random online stranger such as yourself.
Ask yourself why would that be - without saying that everyone is jealous of your massive ........... intellect !!!!!
Ask yourself why would that be ??? [Post edited 28 Aug 23:53]
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Wasting your breath here Nump. Good on you for trying though! |  | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:13 - Aug 29 with 3842 views | QPunkR |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:03 - Aug 29 by Padulas_Shampoo |
Wasting your breath here Nump. Good on you for trying though! |
Honestly I've had that pillock on block for so long, I've forgotten exactly how bad his wannabe pseudo intellectual put-downs are. Kind of tempted to unblock them for a couple of days just for the craic and to see how his persecution complex is coming along |  |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:21 - Aug 29 with 3767 views | Northernr |
Let's get back vaguely on topic kids. |  | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:22 - Aug 29 with 3724 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Has anyone checked if he still has the hair?
There's no way we're signing him if the hair's gone. |  |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:22 - Aug 29 with 3710 views | QPunkR |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:21 - Aug 29 by Northernr |
Let's get back vaguely on topic kids. |
About a ghost signing rumoured by one person on Twitter that's unfortunately never gonna happen?
My money is on it not happening, sadly  | |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:25 - Aug 29 with 3638 views | QPunkR |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:22 - Aug 29 by BrianMcCarthy |
Has anyone checked if he still has the hair?
There's no way we're signing him if the hair's gone. |
Can I be brutally honest? I don't like the hair. It's unbecoming of a centre half | |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:28 - Aug 29 with 3608 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:25 - Aug 29 by QPunkR |
Can I be brutally honest? I don't like the hair. It's unbecoming of a centre half |
The hair is Samsonite, or Peacockite. Cut the hair and you lose the player. | |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:28 - Aug 29 with 3596 views | BrianMcCarthy |
"Get back on topic..."
Ya...right! | |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:32 - Aug 29 with 3542 views | Northernr |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:22 - Aug 29 by BrianMcCarthy |
Has anyone checked if he still has the hair?
There's no way we're signing him if the hair's gone. |
Seconded. | | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:48 - Aug 29 with 3353 views | Padulas_Shampoo |
My take on the Edwards hair situation:
When it's short he looks like he could drop straight into a Davidoff Cool Water advert. And I'd bloody buy it too. Even if it smelled like cat piss.
When it's long he's still desperately handsome but in a trying a bit too hard kind of way. He's almost too handsome to need hair like that.
Either way I miss him. He'd immediately be the best progressive passer in the side even at centre half. But I also suspect the 'bid turned down' release on WLS is more of a 'get this news out there for us would you Dave? We know he's popular and some people are getting a bit pissed off with getting Fred Wested 7-1 at Coventry. Even though we can't even afford to cover his weekly waxing routine, at least this way they'll think we've tried'.
Anyway enough of that, lets get back to his hair... | | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:56 - Aug 29 with 3241 views | QPunkR |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:48 - Aug 29 by Padulas_Shampoo |
My take on the Edwards hair situation:
When it's short he looks like he could drop straight into a Davidoff Cool Water advert. And I'd bloody buy it too. Even if it smelled like cat piss.
When it's long he's still desperately handsome but in a trying a bit too hard kind of way. He's almost too handsome to need hair like that.
Either way I miss him. He'd immediately be the best progressive passer in the side even at centre half. But I also suspect the 'bid turned down' release on WLS is more of a 'get this news out there for us would you Dave? We know he's popular and some people are getting a bit pissed off with getting Fred Wested 7-1 at Coventry. Even though we can't even afford to cover his weekly waxing routine, at least this way they'll think we've tried'.
Anyway enough of that, lets get back to his hair... |
Summed it up perfectly, mate | |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:59 - Aug 29 with 3200 views | slmrstid |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:48 - Aug 29 by Padulas_Shampoo |
My take on the Edwards hair situation:
When it's short he looks like he could drop straight into a Davidoff Cool Water advert. And I'd bloody buy it too. Even if it smelled like cat piss.
When it's long he's still desperately handsome but in a trying a bit too hard kind of way. He's almost too handsome to need hair like that.
Either way I miss him. He'd immediately be the best progressive passer in the side even at centre half. But I also suspect the 'bid turned down' release on WLS is more of a 'get this news out there for us would you Dave? We know he's popular and some people are getting a bit pissed off with getting Fred Wested 7-1 at Coventry. Even though we can't even afford to cover his weekly waxing routine, at least this way they'll think we've tried'.
Anyway enough of that, lets get back to his hair... |
Its the hair and clean shaven look.
If he had the hair but a big hairy beard to go with it he'd just look a scruffy twit. |  | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 10:00 - Aug 29 with 3182 views | Hoopstar |
Do you think Ronnie would sell us his hair so we can stick it on Steve Cook as a wig and pretend? |  | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 10:19 - Aug 29 with 2977 views | QPunkR |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 10:00 - Aug 29 by Hoopstar |
Do you think Ronnie would sell us his hair so we can stick it on Steve Cook as a wig and pretend? |
£500k | |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 10:20 - Aug 29 with 2979 views | Jeff |
With the hair, he looks like Prime Cannavaro, he plays like Prime Cannavaro.
without the hair, there's a danger that he looks like Prime Pepe, he plays like Prime Pepe.
i'm not sure i could risk that tbh. |  |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 10:34 - Aug 29 with 2818 views | wombat |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 10:20 - Aug 29 by Jeff |
With the hair, he looks like Prime Cannavaro, he plays like Prime Cannavaro.
without the hair, there's a danger that he looks like Prime Pepe, he plays like Prime Pepe.
i'm not sure i could risk that tbh. |
the hair would work well as a musketeer id say |  |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 10:41 - Aug 29 with 2748 views | TheChef |
Not forgetting the Alastair Cook esque jawline/cheekbones. |  |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 10:46 - Aug 29 with 2676 views | Phildo |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:22 - Aug 29 by BrianMcCarthy |
Has anyone checked if he still has the hair?
There's no way we're signing him if the hair's gone. |
Its hair today gone tomorrow Brian surely you know that.
Although with their hair he surely is a game model. |  | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 10:46 - Aug 29 with 2675 views | Monkey_Roots |
After extensive review of appearances made by Ronnie last season - I have isolated two industry-standard looks – The Slow Motion Bounce and the Half-Turn Swish – and analysed them extensively to better understand his fine pelt.
As I suspected (although for obvious reasons of security and safety I couldn't say until I was sure) I have seen this hair before, but not on Ronnie's head.
So, I decided to check it's provenance.
I made a freedom of information request to both the Mane Ministry and Coiffure Confederacy, and both state that Ronnie's hair was originally purchased from Maldini, anonymously, in 2009. At that time the records are sketchy as to where it was held - rumours have it given briefly to Edison Cavani in 2011 whilst at Napoli, but it was then smuggled out of the country and found its way on to Gareth Bale's head in 2012 while at Tottenham Hotspur it then went out of all knowledge and understanding for 6 years, until it once again made various appearances across Europe - unfortunately, back combing and excessive Soul Glo took it's toll, and it's powers were diminished and it was largely discarded as a busted flush... enter Ronnie's Father - Hercule - a celebrated underground hair stylist. Whilst Ronnie was playing youth football at Barnet of all places, Hercule took the time to restore the hairpiece to its former glory using a combination of Peruvian hair oil and weaving individual strands of other celebrated footballers hair - Ronaldinho, Zlatan, and most notably, Marouane Fellaini. After 6 years of tireless and painstaking work, Hercule presented his son with the hair in the toilets at Peterborough United, and it has been suggested that this is when Ronnie began to shine and secured his big move to Southampton.
I can't be bothered to make up any more toss... |  | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 12:00 - Aug 29 with 2295 views | SK_hoops |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:48 - Aug 29 by Padulas_Shampoo |
My take on the Edwards hair situation:
When it's short he looks like he could drop straight into a Davidoff Cool Water advert. And I'd bloody buy it too. Even if it smelled like cat piss.
When it's long he's still desperately handsome but in a trying a bit too hard kind of way. He's almost too handsome to need hair like that.
Either way I miss him. He'd immediately be the best progressive passer in the side even at centre half. But I also suspect the 'bid turned down' release on WLS is more of a 'get this news out there for us would you Dave? We know he's popular and some people are getting a bit pissed off with getting Fred Wested 7-1 at Coventry. Even though we can't even afford to cover his weekly waxing routine, at least this way they'll think we've tried'.
Anyway enough of that, lets get back to his hair... |
He'll end up at Barnet. [Post edited 29 Aug 12:00]
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 12:05 - Aug 29 with 2239 views | BklynRanger |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:25 - Aug 29 by QPunkR |
Can I be brutally honest? I don't like the hair. It's unbecoming of a centre half |
I'm blocking you for that son |  | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 12:08 - Aug 29 with 2204 views | WestbourneR |
Sneering aside it’s not a ghost rumour as WLS has reported that we’ve made a bid that was rejected. So there is something in it. Question is, can they do a deal. |  |
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| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 12:19 - Aug 29 with 2073 views | BristolR |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 09:48 - Aug 29 by Padulas_Shampoo |
My take on the Edwards hair situation:
When it's short he looks like he could drop straight into a Davidoff Cool Water advert. And I'd bloody buy it too. Even if it smelled like cat piss.
When it's long he's still desperately handsome but in a trying a bit too hard kind of way. He's almost too handsome to need hair like that.
Either way I miss him. He'd immediately be the best progressive passer in the side even at centre half. But I also suspect the 'bid turned down' release on WLS is more of a 'get this news out there for us would you Dave? We know he's popular and some people are getting a bit pissed off with getting Fred Wested 7-1 at Coventry. Even though we can't even afford to cover his weekly waxing routine, at least this way they'll think we've tried'.
Anyway enough of that, lets get back to his hair... |
Two things:
“Fred Wested”. 
Hair too long…trying too hard… I don’t know what to say to you Padula, given you’re namesake had the most amazing mane…do we know if Gino is still resplendent btw?
And yes I am folically challenged  |  | | |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 12:26 - Aug 29 with 1968 views | QPunkR |
| In Advanced Talks With Edwards on 12:05 - Aug 29 by BklynRanger |
I'm blocking you for that son |
I stand by it  | |
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