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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread 12:51 - Aug 29 with 35959 viewsSpaceman_P

The people have demanded and I have risen like a great big festering plague.

2 - 1 QPR

Jimmy gers his head together and heads it in.
Field taps one in.

You Rs

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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 12:55 - Aug 29 with 5484 viewsPadulas_Shampoo

Lord, saviour, most magnanimous hero, words could scarcely contain the tidal wave of gratitude that surges within us for your selfless, world-altering deed.

In this glorious moment, you shattered the boundaries of ordinary kindness and ascended into the pantheon of legends. Historians will one day divide time into two eras: Before Spaceman P match freds and After. Truly, civilizations may crumble and galaxies may collapse, but your act of unparalleled heroism shall echo through eternity, reminding all of humanity that miracles do exist — and today, that miracle was you.

Rangers 3-1. You R's!
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 12:58 - Aug 29 with 5456 viewsconnell10

Spaceman being as its you 1-1 .....COM ON URSSSSSSS!

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 13:14 - Aug 29 with 5396 viewsMonkey_Roots

Kelmanation... sensational, bravo.

I expect a response.

3-1 Field
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 13:15 - Aug 29 with 5401 viewsSonic_Hoop

I'm sure I saw Festering Plaque supporting Electric Wizard in the 90s. This will have Charlton rattled. Kone double before half-time, then we fade badly but hold out for 2-2.
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 13:38 - Aug 29 with 5274 viewsTheChef

QPR 0 Charlton Athletic 20 (TWENTY)

Kelman with 10.

Match will be followed by a ritual sacrifice of Jude the Cat in the centre circle, in the hope of appeasing the footballing gods.

Tea, coffee and biscuits provided.

All welcome.

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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 13:42 - Aug 29 with 5247 viewsHarbour

Love the optimism but think reality is 1-3…hope I am wrong and we beat them..
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 13:44 - Aug 29 with 5213 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Posted this on another thread. One of those sobering moments:

Rangers 2.90
Draw 3.20
Charlton 2.45

We're 2/1 outsiders.
At home.
To Charlton.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 13:52 - Aug 29 with 5163 viewsPadulas_Shampoo

A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 13:44 - Aug 29 by BrianMcCarthy

Posted this on another thread. One of those sobering moments:

Rangers 2.90
Draw 3.20
Charlton 2.45

We're 2/1 outsiders.
At home.
To Charlton.


Yeah I noticed that this week too Brian. Extraordinary stuff.

Similarly, we were 4-1 4th favourites to get relegated last Friday. we were 2-1 second favourites at 5pm on Saturday.
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 13:53 - Aug 29 with 5138 viewsWegerles_Stairs

I'm going 3-2 to us, which is counter-intuitive in several ways: i. we're shit ii. Charlton don't concede many iii. it's on Sky.

I'm assuming Kone won't start else I'd have him for our first goal (Dembele instead). Be interesting to see whether Nardi gets a recall from Nourry.
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 13:56 - Aug 29 with 5099 viewsbosh67

My heart is begging for a 2-1 win but my head and anxiety keeps thinking about a 4-0 defeat and that horrible silver lining that it was at least better than last week. Hope my heart is right.

I think a heavy defeat again would cement the feeling that something is badly wrong here. However, let's hope they really do respond to last week, even if it is to grind out an uncomfortable win.

Never knowingly right.
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 14:05 - Aug 29 with 5046 viewsBristolR

A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 13:56 - Aug 29 by bosh67

My heart is begging for a 2-1 win but my head and anxiety keeps thinking about a 4-0 defeat and that horrible silver lining that it was at least better than last week. Hope my heart is right.

I think a heavy defeat again would cement the feeling that something is badly wrong here. However, let's hope they really do respond to last week, even if it is to grind out an uncomfortable win.


“Another false dawn”, the new one from Kelmanation of Errors there”

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2-2 Kone at the double
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 14:08 - Aug 29 with 5028 viewsHotCurrie

I'm going for a 7-1 home win and all goals scored by Sam Field with his left foot, right foot, head, chest, right knee, left knee, arse - plus an own goal off his reptilian tongue.
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 14:10 - Aug 29 with 5000 viewsstevec

If we get rumbled trying to play out from the back again there’s a possibility that I might become a tiny bit miffed.
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 14:17 - Aug 29 with 4924 viewsrbee

1-0 to us, Kone goal from a Saito assist.

Kelman penalty lands in the school.
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 14:26 - Aug 29 with 4878 viewsAndybrat

Jimmy now fully fit, Varane now fully fit, Kone to start, Koki on the bench as cramp sub, proper LB playing and we are playing Charlton at home. Oh and Spacemen Thread

Sort of feels our season starts tomorrow and going for 3-1 win and hoping Paul Nardi in goal.

Team set up tomorrow will be interesting to say the least, presume Illias out.
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 16:19 - Aug 29 with 4627 viewskingsburyR

QPR win 3-1.

2-1 until late on though.

Dont know why we bother. .... but we do!

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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 18:30 - Aug 29 with 4363 viewsSK_hoops

1-0 to QPR. Kelman blasts one in from 25 yards, momentarily forgetting he doesn't play for us anymore.
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 18:31 - Aug 29 with 4356 viewsPlanetHonneywood

We go to bed tonight with the wheel in the safe hands of Admiral Space navigating us through choppy waters.

2-1 Rangers....Cap'n Dunne and Midshipman Kone.

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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 18:38 - Aug 29 with 4312 viewsspencer

I think we will win. Not going to predict a score...
The three new signings will boost the team.

I have no idea what the project os ... I just want us to play football. But if we can't do that, at least try.

Just trying to be positive
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 18:59 - Aug 29 with 4237 viewsaston_hoop

Lee Cook on co-comms for those of us watching online tomorrow

0-2 Charlton win and Kelman will obviously socre

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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 20:23 - Aug 29 with 4082 viewscolinallcars

Andy Sinton often speaks of Professional Pride, maybe that will spur our lot on.
Another showing like last week and they should place a DNR notice on our team.
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 21:50 - Aug 29 with 3866 viewsderbyhoop

A mauling like last week is often followed by a recovery. Charlton don't con ede many, nor do they look like scoring many.
Low scoring game. Heart says 1-0, but head says 1-1 or 0-1.

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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 21:59 - Aug 29 with 3830 viewsMyke

Think we will come flying out of the traps and be 2 up in 20 minutes. We will miss several chances to put the game out of reach and Charlton will pull one back just before/ after half time. We will then spend the remaining 40 odd minutes camped in our own half as our lack of match fitness becomes increasingly a factor. Will we hang on...
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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 22:00 - Aug 29 with 3836 viewsaston_hoop

A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 21:50 - Aug 29 by derbyhoop

A mauling like last week is often followed by a recovery. Charlton don't con ede many, nor do they look like scoring many.
Low scoring game. Heart says 1-0, but head says 1-1 or 0-1.


We followed up the last 7-1 with a 3-0 defeat, which I guess is a recovery of sorts! So better than that at least please

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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A Kelmanation of errors QPR vs Charlton Athletic Match Thread on 22:02 - Aug 29 with 3827 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Before a ball is kicked I'm going 2-0 Rangers. After KO, who knows?

Poll: How is Nourry cooking so far ? 🤣

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