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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam 22:27 - Apr 8 with 46238 viewsdavman

Stands on three sides, no strikers, no hope.

Going to be a hard sludge through the poop tomorrow with a packed away end. Got tickets with the boy, but about 5 rows apart, so may have to stoop to the "we sit where we want" types.

Dreading it.

Feels like a routine 2-0 home win with little more than a whimper from our decimated team with an utterly offensive offence.

Can we go out yet?
Poll: What would you take for Willock if a bid comes this month?

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 15:32 - Apr 9 with 2299 viewseghamranger

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 13:27 - Apr 9 by TheChef

Apparently not.


No change there then….
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 15:38 - Apr 9 with 2288 viewsBlackAndGoldRanger

Low block from the off. Best hope is to hold out for a 0-0. Oxford with all the ball, no attacking intent. Might chuck Kolli on with 20 to go at some attempt to win.
Can't wait.
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:11 - Apr 9 with 2190 viewsBoston

To the Manor Bored. A bore draw. Thank you.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:28 - Apr 9 with 2164 viewsR_from_afar

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 11:51 - Apr 9 by Dorse

The squad was unbalanced even before the injuries. It is going to be difficult to select a competitive line-up from whatever we have availability now.

I don't like predicting failure but I'm not sure how we could get a positive result here. I mean, try and pick an XI from who's available and you end up with something like:

Nardi; Dunne, Paal, Edwards, Morrison; Varane, Colback, Field; Smyth, Yang; ??????

Who's left? Andersen, Madsen (please God no), Bennie, Fox, Morgan... er... Connor from the box office, Jude the Cat, Mavis who does the teas, Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb. And even Grubb is doubtful since the away match at Camberwick Green.


The picture is - sigh - even worse than the bleak one you painted.

We actually let one of the Pughs go in 2020, when their contract was mutually terminated, and after spells at Shrewsbury and Clitheroe, he has retired

In other news, while out and about in my Smarkets QPR top, I bumped into Mel Johnson. I had never met him before and only knew it was him when he clocked my top and introduced himself. He was happy to wax lyrical about Rangers and seemed a decent bloke.

He says we'll be OK. Man, I hope he's right!

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:30 - Apr 9 with 2156 viewsMick_S

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:11 - Apr 9 by Boston

To the Manor Bored. A bore draw. Thank you.


It won’t be boring mate!

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:40 - Apr 9 with 2118 viewsR_from_afar

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 15:03 - Apr 9 by QPROslo

Agree. We need a win. The rest of our games this season are all against teams higher up the League than Oxford.


Absolutely. It's time for the team and coaching staff to stand up and be counted. We haven't won since - groan - 14th February. Our fate is still in our own hands. This is the best chance we have left of winning a game.

This squad, even when everyone is fit and in form, simply isn't good enough to win crucial games "on demand," so we really, really need to go into this all guns blazing. Cross those fingers! COYRssss

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:43 - Apr 9 with 2094 viewsDorse

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:11 - Apr 9 by Boston

To the Manor Bored. A bore draw. Thank you.


Bad Manors?


'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:49 - Apr 9 with 2063 viewsJules4367

IF we can keep our heads when all about us are keeping theirs,
If we can pass, knowing that when the ball leaves our foot it will go to a team mate,
If we can shoot when there are defenders before us, as well as we shoot when practicing and there aren't,
If we can kick out from goal kicks and the ball not go into touch, ot to one of the opposition,
If we can throw the ball by passing it over our heads with two hands and not crossing the line,
If we can stay away from their defenders knowing that the closer we get, they will fall over and draw a foul,
If we can be inventive at free kicks instead of pumping the ball as a lottery into a pile of tall defenders,
If we can take any corners we get by ensuring it doesn't go straight into the hands of the goal keeper or hit the head of the first defender and yet, still be aware of the break away,
If Colback can avoid a needless red card, and Nardi can claim high balls by just reaching out with his hands, THEN, AND ONLY THEN ........
We may get a draw or sneak a win!
(Thanks to Mr Kipling for the idea, he used to make exceedingly good cakes, when we had an exceedingly good team!)
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 17:21 - Apr 9 with 1942 viewsDavieQPR

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:49 - Apr 9 by Jules4367

IF we can keep our heads when all about us are keeping theirs,
If we can pass, knowing that when the ball leaves our foot it will go to a team mate,
If we can shoot when there are defenders before us, as well as we shoot when practicing and there aren't,
If we can kick out from goal kicks and the ball not go into touch, ot to one of the opposition,
If we can throw the ball by passing it over our heads with two hands and not crossing the line,
If we can stay away from their defenders knowing that the closer we get, they will fall over and draw a foul,
If we can be inventive at free kicks instead of pumping the ball as a lottery into a pile of tall defenders,
If we can take any corners we get by ensuring it doesn't go straight into the hands of the goal keeper or hit the head of the first defender and yet, still be aware of the break away,
If Colback can avoid a needless red card, and Nardi can claim high balls by just reaching out with his hands, THEN, AND ONLY THEN ........
We may get a draw or sneak a win!
(Thanks to Mr Kipling for the idea, he used to make exceedingly good cakes, when we had an exceedingly good team!)


Mr Kipling now makes 'Exceedingly Expensive Cakes'.
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 17:25 - Apr 9 with 1916 viewsWatford_Ranger

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:49 - Apr 9 by Jules4367

IF we can keep our heads when all about us are keeping theirs,
If we can pass, knowing that when the ball leaves our foot it will go to a team mate,
If we can shoot when there are defenders before us, as well as we shoot when practicing and there aren't,
If we can kick out from goal kicks and the ball not go into touch, ot to one of the opposition,
If we can throw the ball by passing it over our heads with two hands and not crossing the line,
If we can stay away from their defenders knowing that the closer we get, they will fall over and draw a foul,
If we can be inventive at free kicks instead of pumping the ball as a lottery into a pile of tall defenders,
If we can take any corners we get by ensuring it doesn't go straight into the hands of the goal keeper or hit the head of the first defender and yet, still be aware of the break away,
If Colback can avoid a needless red card, and Nardi can claim high balls by just reaching out with his hands, THEN, AND ONLY THEN ........
We may get a draw or sneak a win!
(Thanks to Mr Kipling for the idea, he used to make exceedingly good cakes, when we had an exceedingly good team!)


Queens Park Rangers will be playing 4-4-fking-2
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 17:35 - Apr 9 with 1873 viewscolinallcars

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 14:03 - Apr 9 by BrianMcCarthy

Home 2.45
Draw 3.00
Supa-hoopa 3.10

For some reason I'm not as downbeat as most about this one.
We should be able to field a decent defence and midfield.
I'm hoping that's enough for a draw at least.

C'mon my teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!


Here's to the dream,
And here's to the team !

I've started on the throat lubricant a bit early.
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 17:47 - Apr 9 with 1840 viewsManinBlack

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 10:22 - Apr 9 by eastside_r

Oh they’ll be right up for this one.

Everyone knows we are struggling for form and fitness and we have no strikers.

I am going for a historically relevant 3-0 defeat, sadly.


Me too 3-0 to rival 86. We had strikers then unlike now so a repeat invisible performance to rival that day highly likely with nothing up front. Hope they prove me wrong, naturally.
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:00 - Apr 9 with 1752 viewsRs_Holy

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 16:11 - Apr 9 by Boston

To the Manor Bored. A bore draw. Thank you.


yeah ... we are going 0-0 our way to safety ... uuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRRRRRssssssssss!!!!
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:09 - Apr 9 with 1712 viewsDiscodroids

*Let us be thankful we have Emmerson Sutton. Play him more. Play him more now. Play. And be happy.

*based on nothing more than the fantastic prog rock name of Emmerson and 6 pints of cruzcampo with a skate wing in old leigh for jo's birthday.

Emmerson, lake and palmer me up.


2-0 urrrrrrrrs

edit, i wore a pair of lois electric blue jumbo cords for the '86 final.

they were so tight , as was the zeitgeist of the times, Dr Edward Teller had to remove them with Quantum tunnelling after the game at the green man, katherine road, east ham .

[Post edited 9 Apr 18:26]

Don't need no politicians to tell me things I shouldn't be, Neither no opticians to tell me what I oughta see.

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:30 - Apr 9 with 1625 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:09 - Apr 9 by Discodroids

*Let us be thankful we have Emmerson Sutton. Play him more. Play him more now. Play. And be happy.

*based on nothing more than the fantastic prog rock name of Emmerson and 6 pints of cruzcampo with a skate wing in old leigh for jo's birthday.

Emmerson, lake and palmer me up.


2-0 urrrrrrrrs

edit, i wore a pair of lois electric blue jumbo cords for the '86 final.

they were so tight , as was the zeitgeist of the times, Dr Edward Teller had to remove them with Quantum tunnelling after the game at the green man, katherine road, east ham .

[Post edited 9 Apr 18:26]


https://www.80scasualclassics.co.uk/jeans-cords-c14/lois-dallas-jumbo-cords-elec

These babies?

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:32 - Apr 9 with 1601 viewsDiscodroids

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:30 - Apr 9 by BrianMcCarthy

https://www.80scasualclassics.co.uk/jeans-cords-c14/lois-dallas-jumbo-cords-elec

These babies?


yes!.. £49.99 in 'smarty pants' green street .. 1986!

they were so tight it made frankie frasers straightjacket look like a Demis Roussos kaftan.
[Post edited 9 Apr 18:33]

Don't need no politicians to tell me things I shouldn't be, Neither no opticians to tell me what I oughta see.

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:35 - Apr 9 with 1574 viewsDiscodroids

i could carry it off in those days bri!. snake hipped!

Don't need no politicians to tell me things I shouldn't be, Neither no opticians to tell me what I oughta see.

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:35 - Apr 9 with 1574 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:32 - Apr 9 by Discodroids

yes!.. £49.99 in 'smarty pants' green street .. 1986!

they were so tight it made frankie frasers straightjacket look like a Demis Roussos kaftan.
[Post edited 9 Apr 18:33]


I'll say one thing for that day. We won the fashion showdown.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:38 - Apr 9 with 1560 viewsaston_hoop

Kolli in the squad for definite, so that is good

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:46 - Apr 9 with 1503 viewsrbee

Kolli on the bench, Bennie as the striker.

Madsen starts.
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:47 - Apr 9 with 1459 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:46 - Apr 9 by rbee

Kolli on the bench, Bennie as the striker.

Madsen starts.


Madsen upfront
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:48 - Apr 9 with 1420 viewsbenhurst

Big night for Madsen and Bennie, hopefully they're up to it
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:49 - Apr 9 with 1380 viewsSpen

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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:50 - Apr 9 with 1347 viewsrbee

Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:47 - Apr 9 by Wilkinswatercarrier

Madsen upfront


False in which ever position.
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Match Thread - Not on my Manor (anymore) - its the Kassam on 18:51 - Apr 9 with 1316 viewsGloucs_R

That's a really poor team


3/0 win it is then!!!

Poll: Are we staying up?

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