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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread 19:06 - Apr 29 with 379558 viewsTonto

As they have already started, we need a thread. Suspect most of these will be wrong/clickbait sites, but lets store them in one place.

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Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 11:40 - Aug 11 with 3775 viewsRsole

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 11:16 - Aug 11 by Northernr

Sounds like an Oakland A already.


He takes throw ins horizontally….

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:09 - Aug 11 with 3541 viewsStainrod

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 11:21 - Aug 11 by QPRSam

Doubt Schalke would agree to a free just 6 months after signing him though. Maybe a bullet dodged. Kone anyone?


He was the signing I was hoping for but thought I read he was about to undergo a medical at Leicester.

Re Ba - I had hoped signing players who failed their medical was something we have moved on from.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:12 - Aug 11 with 3506 viewsNorthernr

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 11:40 - Aug 11 by Rsole

He takes throw ins horizontally….


His defect is... he's not very good at football.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:41 - Aug 11 with 3244 viewsMaggsinho

Interested in/bid for/about to sign Sheffield United left back Rhys Norrington-Davies according to which Sheffield United Twitter account you read.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:47 - Aug 11 with 3157 viewsMonkey_Roots

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:41 - Aug 11 by Maggsinho

Interested in/bid for/about to sign Sheffield United left back Rhys Norrington-Davies according to which Sheffield United Twitter account you read.


Horrific injury record and boo'd off when subbed at the weekend after suffering a 'Torrid time' against Bristol City.

Hard to get excited by this one.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:58 - Aug 11 with 3008 viewsjohnhoop

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 10:57 - Aug 11 by QPRSam

Reports out of Germany that the Pape Ba deal looks to be delayed not just due to VISA issues now, but apparently he's not passed medical checks either. A translation says we'll now only take him if there is no transfer fee


Maybe the medical revealed that he’s actually 52.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:15 - Aug 11 with 2831 viewsSimplyNico

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:09 - Aug 11 by Stainrod

He was the signing I was hoping for but thought I read he was about to undergo a medical at Leicester.

Re Ba - I had hoped signing players who failed their medical was something we have moved on from.


It's all so difficult to keep up with. According to this chain - https://loftforwords.fansnetwork.co.uk/forum/323704/papa-dame-ba-(daim-bar)/#34 , he was walking around the training ground car park in his German tracksuit last week. Perhaps he heard about the Peter Odemwingie approach to transfers that used to be in vogue 12 years ago.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:39 - Aug 11 with 2636 viewsQPRSam

Ba joining for free now with potential bonus in low six-figure range, according to Sky Germany. Didn't fail medical.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:42 - Aug 11 with 2587 viewsStainrod

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:39 - Aug 11 by QPRSam

Ba joining for free now with potential bonus in low six-figure range, according to Sky Germany. Didn't fail medical.


He (cough, cough) absolutely didn't fail the very rigorous and stringent medical overseen by our cutting edge fitness science team...
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:43 - Aug 11 with 2569 viewsLblock

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:39 - Aug 11 by QPRSam

Ba joining for free now with potential bonus in low six-figure range, according to Sky Germany. Didn't fail medical.


Failed the car park fashion test.... other club full kit w@nker tracksuits seriously frowned upon by the Nourrmonster.

He shuffled off to Stuarts on his zimmer and came back with a Trevor Francis tracksuit from a mush in Shepherds Bush Bush Bush Bush

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:45 - Aug 11 with 2546 viewsMonkey_Roots

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:39 - Aug 11 by QPRSam

Ba joining for free now with potential bonus in low six-figure range, according to Sky Germany. Didn't fail medical.


Definitely didn't fail the medical, but Schalke waved the fee because they like the cut of our jib.

Sounds reasonable.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:48 - Aug 11 with 2505 viewsArcticHoop

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:47 - Aug 11 by Monkey_Roots

Horrific injury record and boo'd off when subbed at the weekend after suffering a 'Torrid time' against Bristol City.

Hard to get excited by this one.


Went to read one of them forums and they really don´t rate him.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:49 - Aug 11 with 2485 viewsaston_hoop

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:45 - Aug 11 by Monkey_Roots

Definitely didn't fail the medical, but Schalke waved the fee because they like the cut of our jib.

Sounds reasonable.


He didn't fail the medical, there were only issues with it. The issues being there is no space in the medical room because it's already full!

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:51 - Aug 11 with 2447 viewsQPRSam

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:45 - Aug 11 by Monkey_Roots

Definitely didn't fail the medical, but Schalke waved the fee because they like the cut of our jib.

Sounds reasonable.


Let Nourry cook. Hoping it isn't a move out of desperation, taking a risk on a player Schalke are so happy to get rid off, jury's out for me
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:52 - Aug 11 with 2429 viewsTomMorgz7

What's the difference between issues with a medical and failing one? Don't massively like the sound of either.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:53 - Aug 11 with 2421 viewsJamesB1979

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:39 - Aug 11 by QPRSam

Ba joining for free now with potential bonus in low six-figure range, according to Sky Germany. Didn't fail medical.


Let’s see if he plays this month….
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 14:04 - Aug 11 with 2323 viewsQPR_John

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:42 - Aug 11 by Stainrod

He (cough, cough) absolutely didn't fail the very rigorous and stringent medical overseen by our cutting edge fitness science team...


Surely every player is insured so any medical has to be accepted by a third party that is the insurance company. So where does this come from that the club is lackadaisical with medicals
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 14:36 - Aug 11 with 2141 viewsPlanetHonneywood

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:49 - Aug 11 by aston_hoop

He didn't fail the medical, there were only issues with it. The issues being there is no space in the medical room because it's already full!


He passed the stringent medical having managed to touch his nose with a finger and to piss into a bucket.

Admittedly he failed the medical at the first attempt, having pissed in his nose and only touching the bucket but he passed at the second attempt after Ben Williams obligingly touched Ba's nose and Tracey from accounts provided a sample.

Although, some concern that Ba might be pregnant have been ignored as the delivery date is not until mid-May. However, if we dobmake the POs, he'll likely be on maternity leave.

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 14:48 - Aug 11 with 2040 viewsJamieNaz

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 14:04 - Aug 11 by QPR_John

Surely every player is insured so any medical has to be accepted by a third party that is the insurance company. So where does this come from that the club is lackadaisical with medicals
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It's in our DNA.

Mark Hately.
Taylor Richards injured himself during a medical for Birmingham - passed ours and is often injured.
Charlie Austin, I believe, failed a medical at I think Hull, before we signed him. Obviously this one turned out well.

I know for a fact that we've signed players with knee injuries who then didn't actually go on to play for us.

Not entirely sure we're worse than other clubs - perhaps it's in the risk profile to try and sign players who're a bit more injury prone but are 'better' - but I don't really pay much attention to other clubs.


Anyway, based off the one YouTube 'highlights' compilation, this Ba lad is useless.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 16:09 - Aug 11 with 1717 viewsDannyPaddox



This one’s come under the radar. Belgian back-up keeper Dennis Elbeaux. Only 18 so probably straight to the Development Squad. Via the treatment room obvs.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 16:09 - Aug 11 with 1711 viewsaston_hoop

We've agreed a fee with Kone Apparently

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 16:11 - Aug 11 with 1680 viewsMaggsinho

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 16:13 - Aug 11 with 1645 viewsQPRSam

They're saying 3m rising to 5m for the Kone deal. We might have our marquee signing. Very very interesting
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 16:20 - Aug 11 with 1489 viewsArcticHoop

https://eflanalysis.com/transfers/winner-in-5m-transfer-race-between-leicester-c

According to this medical tomorrow
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 16:24 - Aug 11 with 1400 viewsEastR

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 16:20 - Aug 11 by ArcticHoop

https://eflanalysis.com/transfers/winner-in-5m-transfer-race-between-leicester-c

According to this medical tomorrow
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yep, he's setting off from the training ground this evening and if he makes it to Home Park by KO tomorrow, he's in

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