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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread 19:06 - Apr 29 with 501749 viewsTonto

As they have already started, we need a thread. Suspect most of these will be wrong/clickbait sites, but lets store them in one place.

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Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:26 - Aug 29 with 1137 viewsderbyhoop

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 22:39 - Aug 28 by BrianMcCarthy

Sarah's already Rangers.

Wait, this is confusing...


Allegedly, their last album will be released this Autumn. And then they are packing up.

Don't it make you GLAD

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:36 - Aug 29 with 1019 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Fun fact -
They released a track called Hobart Pavement which was a company originally from Croydon.
And the utterly brilliant Aphex Twin even did a remix.

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:39 - Aug 29 with 967 viewsbrewers_hoop

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 10:49 - Aug 29 by Beckenhamhoop

Just seen us linked to this chap. Looks like he loves to be pressed and beat a player. I know highlights reels can be a bit misleading but he looks very impressive. Being Ethiopian he should be able to run around a bit. Hopefully the Ethiopian restaurant in Sheperd’s Bush market could swing the deal our way.

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He loves Jamie Mackie and Haile Selassie
He hates fcuking Chelsea
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:51 - Aug 29 with 829 viewsPadulas_Shampoo

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 10:49 - Aug 29 by Beckenhamhoop

Just seen us linked to this chap. Looks like he loves to be pressed and beat a player. I know highlights reels can be a bit misleading but he looks very impressive. Being Ethiopian he should be able to run around a bit. Hopefully the Ethiopian restaurant in Sheperd’s Bush market could swing the deal our way.

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Does he look a little like Carlton Banks?
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:56 - Aug 29 with 755 viewsBklynRanger

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 10:49 - Aug 29 by Beckenhamhoop

Just seen us linked to this chap. Looks like he loves to be pressed and beat a player. I know highlights reels can be a bit misleading but he looks very impressive. Being Ethiopian he should be able to run around a bit. Hopefully the Ethiopian restaurant in Sheperd’s Bush market could swing the deal our way.

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I'm picturing a scene with Nourry, Belky, Willsy, Ashy and Betto huddled around a laptop scratching their heads over the latest AI-generated messageboard intel, something about needing "legs in midfield".

After a certain amount of confused spitballing on what this might actually mean, disaffected 19 year old Matt Mathews, currently interning as Assistant to the Travelling Secretary, is heard to mumble "Ethiopians are good runners".

A tab entitled 'Somebody from Ethiopia' is quickly created on Belky's spreadsheet and our latest transfer frenzy begins.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:29 - Aug 29 with 516 viewsaston_hoop

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:56 - Aug 29 by BklynRanger

I'm picturing a scene with Nourry, Belky, Willsy, Ashy and Betto huddled around a laptop scratching their heads over the latest AI-generated messageboard intel, something about needing "legs in midfield".

After a certain amount of confused spitballing on what this might actually mean, disaffected 19 year old Matt Mathews, currently interning as Assistant to the Travelling Secretary, is heard to mumble "Ethiopians are good runners".

A tab entitled 'Somebody from Ethiopia' is quickly created on Belky's spreadsheet and our latest transfer frenzy begins.


This figures, we are signing another one it seems



Isak Alemayehu is close to signing for Queens Park Rangers in the Championship. The player is already in England for a medical – and if all goes according to plan, he will then sign for QPR

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:33 - Aug 29 with 476 viewsbosh67

https://www.qpr.co.uk/news/2025/august/29/kobe-agbude/ another trialist signed up.

I've heard a few things about this lad and they are all good.

Never knowingly right.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:34 - Aug 29 with 436 viewsBeckenhamhoop

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 12:12 - Aug 29 by LazyFan

Looks more like Adel to me, and can tackle as well, it seems.

We have Hayden in, looks like he might be helpful to beef up the midfield.

If true, that means it's curtains for Madsen for sure.


If this YouTube is anything to go by he’s clearly able to collect the ball deep, turn his marker and play the ball forwards. I’d say it’s Field and/or Varane that should be more concerned.
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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:37 - Aug 29 with 422 viewsaston_hoop

The QPR summer transfer rumours thread on 13:29 - Aug 29 by aston_hoop

This figures, we are signing another one it seems



Isak Alemayehu is close to signing for Queens Park Rangers in the Championship. The player is already in England for a medical – and if all goes according to plan, he will then sign for QPR


woah....scored against Chelsea in Europe last season. Sign him up

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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